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ABOUT ME: The Abridged Version

Hello and dzień dobry!
  I am the Dansome Dan and I'm a cool decent not-the-worst perverted guy who draws occasionally. I enjoy Skyrim, Fallout, Adventure Time, Final Fantasy 7, FullMetal Alchemist and Gurren Lagann, big boobs, etc...               Ask me things if you'd like to.

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  Animation, Art Comrade, Coke Environment, Fallout, FF7, Gurren Lagann, Reference, Sap, Skyrim,

                         

corpseface:

Hey guys, as some of you know I’ve recently moved into a new apartment with my friend for college. Things are going really great as far as us working together and me getting used to Wisconsin and the new school.

Though I’ve been getting help from my mom and a little from my dad, I still am in need of extra money because I can’t constantly rely on them to pay my bills and help me in emergencies because they can barely hold themselves up as it is.

With this and upcoming bills and regular costs I have to focus on, I could really use some extra commission help while I fix on getting a part-time job. I’m in no hurry, nor am I in an emergency situation right now, but if anyone is interested in buying something from me, I’d greatly appreciate it!

Now with that all out of the way, I’m also doing smut commissions. You can see examples of my smut here on http://corpsefacesmutplace.tumblr.com/. I’m very open to fetishes, but not all, so please feel free to ask about those as well.

If you want to see more examples of my work, please visit my art blog found here http://corpsefaceartspace.tumblr.com/

General Prices

Smut:
Sketched
1 character: $15
2 characters: $25
Additional: $15 ea
Inked
1 character: $20
2 characters: $35
Additional: $20 ea
Toned
1 character: $25
2 characters: $40
Additional: $25 ea

Color Palette:
(pick from here, here or here for a color palette you want me to use with your commission) ((those who’ve already sent me asks for requests previously, don’t worry— i’ll still do those!))
Bust
Flats: $10
Shaded: $20
Shaded w/ background: $25
Waist
Flats: $20
Shaded: $30
Shaded w/ background: $35
Full Body
Flats: $25
Shaded: $35
Shaded w/ background: $40

Comic:
(Prices for each page)
Sketched: $40
Inked: $60
Toned: $80
Flats: $100
Fully Illustrated: $140

Standard:
(general commissions, prices are per character)
Sketched:
Bust: $5
Waist: $10
Full Body: $15
Inked:
Bust: $10
Waist: $15
Full Body: $20
Toned:
Bust: $15
Waist: $20
Full Body: $25
Flats:
Bust: $20
Waist: $25
Full Body: $30
Shaded:

Bust: $ 35
Waist: $40
Full Body: $45
Fully Illustrated:
Bust: $ 40 (+20 additional character)
Waist: $ 50 (+35 additional character)
Full Body: 70$ (+40 additional character)

Paintings:
(High detail illustrations with a more painted look to them)
Price up for discussion, keeping to busts and waist shots around $80 min $200 max

Prices can vary depending on if the character you give has extreme details to them
Keep in mind that I’m also going to school full time and the workload has been surprisingly overwhelming so completing commissions may take a bit longer than normal depending on what kind it is

My paypal is KristianaH100@hotmail.com

If you’d like you could also use dA’s note system to discuss your commission, just send me an ask letting me know you wanna discuss details there! My dA username is Corpse-Face

If you have any questions, please ask me!

freaky-pixie:

I relate to this on a spiritual level

metalhearted:

This is perfection.
If you ever want to shut me up, let me ride shotgun, turn the music up, wind down the windows and drive me down a dark road under a starry sky.
This is when I’m at my best. 
I have a passionate love affair with the way the world looks from a moving vehicle.

metalhearted:

This is perfection.

If you ever want to shut me up, let me ride shotgun, turn the music up, wind down the windows and drive me down a dark road under a starry sky.

This is when I’m at my best. 

I have a passionate love affair with the way the world looks from a moving vehicle.

lilgideonsbighouse:

i accidentally pokemon au’d and now i cant get out

sixpenceee:

Francis is another short horror film about a daring 17 year old girl, who finds herself alone in the middle of a lake. Trouble starts to brew. We find ourselves with more questions than answers at the end. (Watch it here) (Masterpost of creepy short films)

clausesart:


End of Chapter one.
Well, I did it. Somehow I freaking did it. I’ll be making a longer post later about what I plan to do next so say tuned. c8
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Update time!
~Smackjeeves~ HERE
~Site Link~ HERE
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If you wish to help DDWG at all then I’d be SUPER grateful for Reblogs or your Vote at TWC. c8

clausesart:

End of Chapter one.

Well, I did it. Somehow I freaking did it. I’ll be making a longer post later about what I plan to do next so say tuned. c8

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Update time!

~Smackjeeves~ HERE

~Site Link~ HERE

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If you wish to help DDWG at all then I’d be SUPER grateful for Reblogs or your Vote at TWC. c8

jovi-angel-in-a-blue-box:

tastefullyoffensive:

[channelate] (bonus panel)

well.. that was a pleasant plot twist

jovi-angel-in-a-blue-box:

tastefullyoffensive:

[channelate] (bonus panel)

well.. that was a pleasant plot twist

dead-to-day:

How are you? It’s the end of Chapter 7: Have a Cigar!

And did we tell you the name of the game, boy? We call it riding the gravy train…

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kunkie-art:

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